In an old oil lamp, passed down to me by my uncle, lives the world’s most rubbish genie.
I wasn’t asking for much… just wealth, power and for Scarlett Johansson to find me stunningly attractive.
What did I get? The phone number of a decent tailor and a book about getting a work ethic.
“What do you call that?” I asked.
“Everything you need,” he said. “What more do you want?”
“Money! Respect! Scarlett Johansson wearing something red and slinky!”
“Just like that?”
“Yes!”
He looked at me. “Kid, I granted your wishes. You want miracles, go talk to Jesus.”
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