I sold my face to an investment consortium from Denmark.
Now if I feature in a viral meme or wander into the background of a film, they get a cut of the royalties.
My body went to a group of doctors, so they get dividends on medical breakthroughs which use my cells for research.
Nike got Mon-Fri advertising. I’m still looking for a buyer for weekend shirtfront.
I thought I had everything worked out, until my sister said “You selling your soul too?”
She’s got a point. I can probably start a bidding war between the vicar and the Scientologists.
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