You’ve got to start small.
We never had big ambitions. We just thought we could do a better job of running the place.
So we seceded. Just our street. Oh, we wanted Thicket Road too. Maybe Fishponds. Definitely no more.
But it turned out the idea was pretty popular. Soon enough, we had all of Bristol. Barely any peer pressure needed.
The Midlands followed, then Yorkshire. Finally the Prime Minister gave up the keys to Downing Street.
Now we’ve got colonies in Paris and Berlin. World domination is gradual, but it’s going well. After all, you’ve got to start small.