It was a pretty quiet day, up until a dragon kidnapped Princess Melisande.
She was snatched right off the balcony.
And now Sir Jeffrey rode to get her back.
He entered the dragon’s cave at dusk. It saw him, but sluggish in the cooling air, couldn’t react. Sir Jeffrey raised his sword to strike.
“No!” The princess threw herself in the way of the blade.
“My lady, I come to rescue you!”
“I don’t want rescuing!”
“But… the beast…”
And the princess looked at the dragon, so tenderly Jeffrey thought his heart might melt. “He didn’t kidnap me. We eloped.”
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This amused me I have to say, even though the ending was a bit predictable. A nice little ditty even so. You do know you’re bonkers, right? Can’t think who you take after….
awwwwww…..
I want a dragon.
Intimacy may be problematic due to fiery hot breath, but I’m sure he’d cope…