The Prime Minister’s day was going well, until the TV picture went fuzzy and became the face of Loony Doone, the world’s first vegan supervillain.
“You broke our agreement, Dave.”
“What?”
“Your spy never had a chance. I fed him to Henry.” She indicated the bloated badger on her lap.
“…oh dear.”
“Yes! And you know what this means! ” She pushed a button, and the screen showed 5 McDonald’s restaurants exploding.
“Fiend!”
“Mwahahahaha!”
The screen blinked off.
The PM sighed. Eventually they’d have to stop her, but losing all that fast food was doing wonders for the NHS budget.
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Great! Up the vegans!
I love being represented as criminally insane…(I won’t be able to pass a McDonalds now without giving a mad guffaw – mwahahahaha!)
By the way, I realise you had to hide names for reasons of security and confidentiality but the badger is called The Badger (TB for short).
I’m off to practise my psychotic laugh…