A Complicated Affair

Sarah is having an affair with John’s brother, and John doesn’t know.

Though in fairness, nor does Sarah.

As far as she’s concerned, John’s just started meeting her for lunch every Tuesday, and they’ve made unorthodox use of the office stationery cupboard.

John, for his part, never told her about his evil twin, since he thought Jack had been killed after that duel they’d had on top of the Orient Express.

Jack, meanwhile, doesn’t actually know Sarah is John’s wife, and thinks it’s the easiest seduction he’s ever done.

Cupid turned to Magpie, who’d been looking after his bow. “What.”