“Susan, it’s lovely!” (Ostentatious bitch)
“I know, isn’t it?” (Don’t you wish you could afford this?)
“However did you manage it, on George’s salary?” (Another credit card maxed and forgotten about?)
“Didn’t I say? He got a promotion, and a big raise.” (Suck that)
“How wonderful.” (Damn! Lindsey needs to work harder)
“Isn’t it?” (Ahahahahaha)
“It’s so lucky I saw you today. We’re off to Crete for a month soon.” (Aaaannnd we’re even)
“Oh, how nice.” (I will end you)
“Well, I must dash.” (I have no idea how my happiness became directly dependent on your misery)
“See you.” (Ditto)
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Cleverly worded to get your point across in a limited amount of words. Very good.
However, I see no reference to morbidly obese badgers? Not that I want to put you under any pressure…
Don’t worry, they’re coming. But slowly. Trying to hurry a morbidly obese badger along isn’t something you want to attempt without a long broom and sturdy gauntlets.