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Love it or Hate it

Breakfast was toast, Marmite and the amount of coffee you need after someone else spent the night having sex.

Katie, with whose impressive octave range I was now familiar, came blearily in.

“Rough night?”

She looked shell-shocked. “We hit the 3rd Parsons Level.”

“What?”

“Y’know, the sex cycle. First level: hesitation. New partner, you’re both a bit nervous. Second level: repetition. Once you’ve started, you do it all the time. Third level: need more interest, so… deviation.”

“Oh. Oh. You… worried?”

“No, it’s natural. It’s just… different. That said, you might not want to eat any more of that Marmite.”

2 comments… add one

  • Trina

    Ok, this one made me laugh. Your warped mind again!

  • Loony Doone

    Warped? Yes.

    Marmite for breakfast?

    That’s just plain perverted.

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