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St Justine’s Finishing School For Adequately Balconied Ladies

It wasn’t the first time Annabel’s cleavage had caused controversy.

“Our nightdresses are silk,” Principal Emmeline. “We scream at 102 decibels. And our necklines are never less than 6 inches below our collarbones.”

Annabel, fully covered, looked unimpressed.

“And now you won’t attend exercise class. Saggy necks don’t get bitten.”

“I don’t want to get bitten! I want to be a corporate lawyer.”

“What?”

“You heard me! I’m more than just a neck, Miss. And if those vampires think they’re so evil…” lightning cracked “they’ve not seen anything yet.”

She stormed out. Emmeline blinked back a tear. “I’m so proud.”

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This was from the prompt ‘beautifying neck exercise’.

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