The zombie apocalypse didn’t get far. Shuffling corpses put up less resistance to a shotgun than Hollywood has you believe.
We thought it was a job well done.
So it came as a bit of a shock when the first tyrannosaur broke through the permafrost.
It’d devoured most of Narvik before the Norweigan army took it out, and by then there were reports of many more.
Boats were pulled under by skeletal plesiosaurs. Reanimated sabre-tooth tigers crawled from Doggerland and ate their way through East Anglia.
As a species, that was our biggest mistake. It’s not always all about us.