Now in the time of David there was a great flood, and the lands of Somerset were washed into the sea.
And the people said ‘Yea, ‘tis God’s punishment for the sin of gay marriage.’
But above the people appeared an angel, and it was beautiful and terrible to behold.
And the angel said unto the people ‘Yea, you receive God’s punishment. For thou show intolerance to foreigners, give your healthcare system unto private companies, and hast a distressing disregard for Keynesian economics.’
And the people beat their breast, for the Lord was revealed unto them, and He is socialist.