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The Bikini

It came in the post with a note: ‘your turn’.

Beatrice tells me it’s a meme. You’re sent a bikini. You put it on, take a ‘selfie’, share your picture on Facebook, then post it to someone else.

Apparently it was started by a 16-year-old who wanted more nearly-naked women on the internet, but soon enough it was sent to a Jack Black lookalike who gleefully posted something she describes as NSFW.

“Well,” I said, “that sounds like an excellent idea.”

Charles will no doubt disapprove. But just because one is Queen doesn’t mean one can’t have a little fun.

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  • Neil

    Following the ‘chainmail bikini’ story, I was asked to do one about a ‘chain mail bikini’. Here y’are.

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