It was, he had to admit, a very impressive cleavage.
“But I’m not sure it’s… practical?”
“It’s very practical,” she said. “It focuses attention where I want it.”
Draegun sighed. Barbaria was beautiful, and a skilled warrior, but her armour barely had enough square-inches to protect a guinea-pig.
“Look, I know most of the Death Horde are male and don’t get out much, but in battle they won’t go ‘ooh boobies’, even for yours. They’ll go ‘look, an unprotected midriff’.”
“Like I said, focusing attention.” She rapped a hand on her stomach. “Enchanted. Harder than diamond. Gets them every time.”
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This one was from the prompt ‘chainmail bikini’. I figure there must be a perfectly rational explanation for sexploitation armour.